than the Rockies, always-chasing men, and thinks she is the only
Goddess...that's Kristy Cruise. Born to heard of pachyderms. Miss
Cruise realized at a young age that she was difference than the
rest of the pack. After a short stint in the circus, she fell in
love with the bearded lady and left showbiz to settle down and have
young of her own...unfortunately, she ate them. As time went on,
Father Time and Mother Nature were not so kind...so with drooping
breasts, back to show biz she goes...the bright lights, the cheering
crowds...that is the life for Kristy.
days, she can be found napping between customer, or barking orders
at her workers. When not performing at Aunt Charlie's, Kristy is
on the board of directors of the Council of Grand Dukes and Grand
Duchesses of San Francisco. Through the years she has worked hard
for her community, and has held titles of Miss Tavern Guild 28 and
Grand duchess 26. She is always willing to give for her community.
When you come to the shows, we must use the Shamu warning..Anyone
in he first three rows are free game...you have been warned.